Bad Bad Night

Here's my night in bullet form:

• Went upstairs a little after 10pm with Piper asleep in my arms.
• Piper woke up and wanted to eat again, so I nursed her until sometime after 10:30.
• Put her in co-sleeper.
• Became clear she wasn't about to settle down.
• Lots of fussing, a swaddle, and some screaming later, I got her to sleep sometime before midnight.
• She woke up screaming at 2am.
• Nursed her and put her back to bed without any issues.
• At 4:15 am, Caroline comes in complaining of an itchy mosquito bite (did I mention how much I HATE mosquitos right now?) - Jason was in the shower at this point.
• 4:20 am, hearing Caroline, Bryce walks into my room asking where Caroline is.
• Jason still in shower.
• I put an overly large blob of hydrocortisone on Caroline's leg, rub it in, and point her back to bed.
• I put Bryce back in bed and cover him up.
• I get back into bed.
• Bryce doesn't like the way I covered him up.
• Bryce starts crying/yelling to cover him back up.
• I ignore him. Jason is still in the shower.
• Bryce starts crying/yelling he's thirsty - in fact, he says he's "parched."
• I get up, get him, take him to his bathroom and give him a drink.
• Point him back to bed and get back into mine.
• Bryce starts screaming again about there being monsters in his room.
• Continues screaming and is coming out of his room saying he wants to go into Caroline's bed.
• He comes back into my room and is crying. I tell him to go into the bathroom and wait for daddy to get out of the shower.
• Piper wakes up to eat, of course.
• I nurse Piper and she again goes down without problems - it's about 5:15am.
• Jason puts Bryce back to bed.
• 5:45am, Bryce comes back into my room for no apparent reason. (I ignore him since OMG, I need sleep and he's not making a peep.)
• 6am - Jason comes up to finish getting ready and finds Bryce in our room and that he's pooped.
• He changes him and puts Bryce back to bed.
• 7:05am, Bryce comes into my room and starts to climb up into my bed and falls and hits his head.
• I jump out of bed to pick him up and find out he's pooped again.
• Change diaper and might as well get him dressed for the day since I'm up.

And you wonder why I'm tired today. I think I need a nap now.